Let me start off by emphatically stating, We Love you Hip Hop, we love doing the events with various b-boys, choreographers/dance crews, emcees, DJs, graffiti artists etc. who all embody the true spirit of your roots. However we also love cool air, especially during the “heatwavetastic” months that we’ve been experiencing as of late. The problem is, we’ve found that you don’t share those same feelings for our friend Air Conditioning.
To say that Rogue Squirrel has been active in the hip-hop community, over the past 4 years, would be putting it lightly. We’ve busted our asses in the community, like a band of gypsies traveling from town to town, we too have gone far and wide to show our love. From New York to Nashville, we’ve gone great lengths to, not only get our name out there, but to also show solidarity with a culture that is very near and dear to us. Through all of this there has been one common theme throughout many of these events, a lack of air conditioning or fans.
Now you may be saying, “Quit being spoiled, there are people in this world who live and work in the hot sun all their lives, you only spend a couple hours in the heat ya big babies.” and to you I say, shut up. We know there are people in worse situations than us, and in the grand scheme of things, this is minor—but this is entertainment. Also I understand the science of it all, in that when you get a large group of people, exerting massive amounts of energy things will heat up substantially. Even with that established, it seems that whenever we go to hip-hop events, they take the concept of heat to new levels and it’s no longer an anomaly as we used to think, it’s the standard, an expected part of the process if you will.
We did an event recently that we thought was great, enjoyed it quite a bit in-fact, there was an energy from the crowd, the DJs, and emcees that was palpable to everyone in attendance. The only problem, it was F*#KING HOT, like super hot, the windows were foggy, and my cold drink was lukewarm within 15 minutes of taking it in there. I’m not exaggerating, I really think my shoes were sweating, it was that hot… not my feet, my fracking (any Battlestar Galactica fans in the building?) shoes! Even with it being in the high 80′s/low 90′s outside, it felt cool in comparison to what we had inside, I don’t know about you, but I’ve never gone outside in the middle of summer to escape the heat. We followed it up with another event the weekend after, and again great event. Awesome, b-boys, poppers, music, everything. But yet again it was crazy hot, not as hot as the aforementioned event, but hot nonetheless.
So let me ask you hip-hop, why do you hate AC so? Look I know most of our mom’s yelled at us for trying to cool off the entire neighborhood, but we’ve grown up now and can turn on the AC whenever we want to. You have the power, use it! Maybe it’s because you think it’s not “underground” and we’ll accuse you of selling out if you lower the thermostat, well let me just assure you that we will not, in-fact we’ll thank you. If you still have reservations how about at least a few industrial sized fans and aptly placed iced blocks?
At least think about it.










