Q&A With Rogue Squirrel:


Joe Carter:

Favorite Food: Favorite food...hmmm, that's a good question. There are so many different options to choose. You know, I think I'm going to have to say that my favorite food is Free. Whenever I pay for food, I don't enjoy it as much, but with free food I'm like, "God this oatmeal is f*@king amazing!". However, I have to give a special mention to Honey Mustard, that makes free food taste so much better, yes that includes oatmeal.

Who was your 80's/90's TV Sitcom crush?: Oh this is easy, Punky Brewster (Soleil Moon Frye), man, I was in-love with her. I still am, with present day Soleil that is, not Punky Brewster, don't look at me like a pervert! I introduce myself to my neighbors when I move into a new neighborhood because I'm a nice guy, not because the court says I have to! Anyway, back to Soleil Moon Frye, if she weren't married I'd probably be stalking her waiting for the moment when we "accidentally" bump into each other in a coffee shop, she drops her book, we both go to pick it up, our hands touch, we look into each others eyes and the song from the movie Ghost plays. You know the one I'm talking about right, Unchained Melody by the Righteous Brothers? I've got this all planned out in my head, I'm just waiting for the opportunity to present itself.


Brian Enciso:

You're lost in the woods with a pack of Ramen Noodles, a USB Cable, and a roll full of quarters when you see a giant man-eating bear. What do you do?: First, I'd open the pack of Ramen Noodles including the Beef flavor seasoning, so he can catch the scent. I then throw the open pack into the air and as the bear goes to catch it, roll of quarters in hand, I stomach punch the bear. The shear force of my blow, throwing him backwards into a tree. *THUD* I quickly grab the USB Cable and tie the bear to the tree, before he comes to. I spend the rest of the evening pummeling the bear with one inch punches until it concedes defeat. Once its spirit is broken, I use the USB cable like the reins of a horse and ride atop the bear to civilization. Assuming the bear doesn't know the way, eventually the bear becomes my meal and I spend the rest of my days fighting off the wild in a giant bear suit. The indigenous people of the forest would come to call me Rock-my name and image would eventually be immortalized in the video game Soul Calibur.

If you had a music group, what would it be called and why?: It's already begun. Well, I didn't start a music group, I started a dance crew. My dance crew is called Crew Tons. We all have nicknames that relate. My name is Bread. My brother's name is Crumbs. There's also Multi-grain, Toasted, and White. Together we make Crew Tons - Toasted Multi-grain White Bread Crumbs. We're looking for more members. The only other names I can think of are Rye and Sourdough. Be creative. Auditions coming soon-early '09. Email info@roguesquirrel.com

Rich Edmondson:

What's the most athletic thing you've ever done?: It takes some serious athletic ability to play a video game for 12 hours straight. Sitting in one place and moving only to relieve the pins and needles from a leg that has fallen asleep.

It was a day, just like any other, only that day I embarked on an epic session of Knights Of The Old Republic, like none other. There were no survivors.

David Blain stood in a block of ice for a few days. Whupty shit! He hung out in a box, over the River Thames in England. Awesome! That isn't even magic. Real magic is refusing a request by your mom to take out the garbage, or refusing to drive her to the hospital when she throws out her back trying to take out that garbage herself. Magic is ignoring her cries for help as you strive to reach the next level.

Overcoming numb butt cheeks, charlie horses and holding in pee for hours at a time takes exceptional athletic conditioning of the body as well as the mind.

Suck it! I just leveled up.

Hypothetically speaking, there is one man able to defeat Chuck Norris. Who is it?: We will never know the true answer to this question as the events that am about describe are purely fantasy. Chuck Norris, as we all know, has become somewhat of a legend after the discovery of sacred writings describing his many feats and superhuman abilities.

I shall read a few passages from the Book of Norris.

  • When God said, "Let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say please."
  • When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
  • Chuck Norris is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face.
  • Chuck Norris plays russian roulette with a fully loded revolver... and wins.
  • When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.

So, Chuck Norris has this air of invincibility about him. Could anyone or anything kill Chuck Norris?

I could probably kill Chuck Norris. The man is 68 years old. Don't get me wrong, he's in fantastic shape for a old man, but his roundhouse is probably not as round or as house as it used to be. On the other hand, the fictitious Chuck Norris, the forever young and lethal Chuck Norris, could only be killed by one thing.

According to the Mayan calendar, when the planets align in the year 2012. Chuck Norris' Chinese zodiac symbol is the Rabbit, which is the sign of the year 2012. Ancient prophecy foretells that Chuck Norris will fight for the fate of the universe, in a no holds bard, cage match with the Easter Bunny. The Easter Bunny defeated Jesus in a three week horseshoe tournament. in 1999. If it weren't for the absence of Jesus' partner, the renown horseshoe player known as Headliner, from Tennessee, the Easter Bunny wouldn't have stood a chance.

Hyrogliphics found inscribed on the shell of a pretrified Cadberry Egg tell of a bearded man, whose roundhouse kicks are the most round, and most house, kicks of any mortal man. The bearded man will meet the Easter Bunny on the field of unarmed combat atop the ruins of Machu Picchu. The Easter Bunny is beamed down in the ray of light and the Chuck will have exactly 60 seconds to defeat him.

The message ends with a riddle. Over the course of thirty years, historians at Eastern State University College, have decifered the riddle, which, according to them, states, for the Easter Bunny to be defeated, the Chuck must give his own life.

Some philosophers believe that, when Chuck Norris dies, three days later Jesus will raise him from the grave, because they had a deal to open a coffee shop in San Francisco.

Weird huh?

About the company:


Rogue Squirrel Apparel is an elite counter-terrorism fighting unit, nay...squadron. Our mission? To rid of the world of unoriginal, plagiaristic crap, like a lot of the stuff that's so popular out there these days.

Started in 2006 by an eclectic group of designers, we strive to bring today's citizens designs and ideas that are new and refreshing. Like few before us, we wish to show youth and adults alike how graphics can be used to share a story or ideal, the shirt is our canvas, and the print is our art. Our shirts are by artists for artists and people who appreciate art in every form.

Few of us still remain. Across the world, only a handful of companies like our own exist, dotting the rough terrain like bands of Japanese samurai, unafraid of today's changing times, still ready to provide customers with original thoughts and unique t-shirt designs.

The company is currently made up of four members; Joe Carter, Brian Enciso, Rich Edmondson and Aaron Hopkins, each with his own individual style and strengths. Notice how I didn't say weaknesses? That's because we don't have any.

We hope you enjoy what we have to offer, and keep your eye on us, as we've got a lot of tricks up our collective sleeve for the future.